SIGNPOSTS

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR SITES

• Bureau of Indian Affairs
• Bureau of Indian Education
• Bureau of Land Management
• Bureau of Ocean Energy Management
• Bureau of Reclamation
• Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement
• National Park Service
• US Fish and Wildlife Service
• US Geological Survey
• US Office of Surface Mining, Reclamation and Enforcement

QUOTES

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ----Gabor----

Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends natural boundaries.

                                                                                             ----Einstein----

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. ----Bonaparte----

We didn't loose the game; we just ran out of time.      ----Lombardi----

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. 

                                                                                               ----Proverb

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR SITES

• AMA Waterway River Cruises
• Eagle River Pirates
• Education At River Cruises
• Hopkins River Raft Ride
• Memphis River Boats
• Mississippi River Boat Rides
• Navcal River Rides
• Oklahoma River Cruises
• Padelford Riverboats
• Providence River Boat Company
• Rockin R River Rides
• Rogue River Jet Boat Trip
• US River Cruises
• Vantage Deluxe World Travel

ONE LINERS

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can do.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Everyone sits in the prison of his ideas.

Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

LIMERICK

There was an old man of Esser

Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser

It at last grew so small

He knew nothing at all

And now he's a college professor

Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit, 

for anger resides in the lap of fools.  Ecclesiastes 6:9